I decided to stop at GNC on my way home and buy one of those 100% bees wax ear funnel sets. You put the funnel in our ear and light the other end on fire. And TA DA like magic is cleans your ears out! Brendan offered to help me so that I wouldn’t burn myself. (And I had a plastic plate around the funnel so that the embers wouldn’t fall on me)
Well, everything was going according to plan until Brendan reached over to cut the top of the funnel that was already burnt. The next thing I know he says “That’s not good!” and I see something flickering out of the corner of my eye. “What!!!!” I say in a panic! Then I feel the warmth of the flames right by my cheek! The next couple of seconds where sort of a blur as I trashed around trying to get the burning wax embers off of my hair and body!!! My brain said STOP DROP AND ROLL but it wasn’t necessary.
Well luckily I survived with only a few hairs getting burnt off my head, but our poor couch wasn’t so lucky! We damaged one of the cushions.
Brendan and I just looked at one another. I was thinking “you really blew it!” and I could tell that he was thinking the exact same thing about me!
Get these sweet things from GNC! They make your ears sing!!! Just be careful…






































